normie in the naruto universe: god i hate ninja and their shennanigans, always fucking up the rest of us and our livelihoods
naruto uzumaki: Well I Guess I Gotta Turn Your Life Around Now
(via gallifraye)
naruto shippuden showrunners: shit we need filler
naruto shippuden showrunners: what if we just did the original show over again
naruto shippuden showrunners: it’s brilliant nobody will ever notice
iruka: i’ve only had naruto as a student for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself
me: naruto can be a little annoying sometimes
naruto: [is sad for like three seconds]
me: ( ⌓̈ )
pain: where is uzumaki naruto
the entire village, suddenly protective of the little shit who’s been non-stop pranking everyone for sixteen years: UP YOUR BUTT
sauske: i hate itachi so much i want to kill him
sauske: [fights itachi to the death]
sauske: i’ve decided that i love my brother and always have. death to the hidden leaf
sauske: …
sauske: no wait, i want to be hokage
i’ve not seen boruto yet, but from what i understand, sakura needs a divorce lawyer

[tired noisemaker sounds]
(Source: iraffiruse, via unicorn-in-hotpants)
somebody: i think theres definitely a pedophilia problem on ao3 we should address
people who think reading fanfiction is a substitute for a personality:
(Source: croshie, via bumbleshark)
a message to minor/adult shippers:
(via feraliqatrs)
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
(via bumbleshark)

i was seconds away from saving something i was working on rip in peices me